1 00:00:06,790 --> 00:00:08,930 I wonder what's on my stepdad's phone. 2 00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:17,470 Oh my god. 3 00:00:21,090 --> 00:00:24,010 That is huge. Oh my god. 4 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:30,040 I didn't even know they came that big. 5 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:37,380 I got in the car and, like, my phone's nowhere. 6 00:00:37,940 --> 00:00:42,480 And I'm late as it is. Like, I'm out of it today. 7 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:44,760 Yeah. 8 00:00:45,060 --> 00:00:46,880 Is that my phone right there? 9 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:48,240 Yeah. What? 10 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:53,540 I'm trying to leave for work. Yeah. I actually have a question about this. 11 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:56,480 but why does my stepdaughter have my phone when I'm trying to go to work? 12 00:00:57,010 --> 00:00:58,910 Why are you looking at that? 13 00:00:59,650 --> 00:01:01,110 You can't look at that. 14 00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:04,349 Is there no privacy in this house? 15 00:01:04,989 --> 00:01:06,950 No. You wouldn't go in my room. 16 00:01:07,530 --> 00:01:11,470 Well, because your mom has me do, like, dad stuff all the time. 17 00:01:12,690 --> 00:01:17,730 Look, you're my stepdaughter. You should not. This is like grown -up stuff, 18 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:19,390 okay? This is grown -up stuff. 19 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:21,070 Yeah, is it actually that big? 20 00:01:22,370 --> 00:01:26,410 You shouldn't even be thinking about this stuff at your age. Is it? 21 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:33,060 So is that picture you or... Why am I having this conversation with my 22 00:01:33,060 --> 00:01:34,740 stepdaughter? Is it really that big? 23 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Look. 24 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:40,560 Yes, it's my dick. It's my phone. But this isn't... This is my phone. 25 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,460 You could be in porn with that size. 26 00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:43,660 Seriously. 27 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,280 How would you even know that? 28 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:47,940 Like, I don't watch porn. 29 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:53,900 Okay. At least... God, thank God you don't do that. But, um... Look. 30 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:59,190 Again. I'm just gonna go to work now, like... No, no, no. We're gonna forget 31 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:00,190 ever saw this. 32 00:02:00,450 --> 00:02:04,510 No, no, it's okay, like... What's okay? You can call him sick. 33 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:06,950 You mean call... Why would I do that? 34 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:14,990 Well, I've never, like, ever seen a dick that big, and... I mean, in my 35 00:02:14,990 --> 00:02:20,530 personal life, like, I've never had a, like, big dick like that. I always get, 36 00:02:20,590 --> 00:02:22,770 like, really small ones. Well, I don't... 37 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:28,310 Look, this wasn't part of the deal when I got married to your mother. Like, I 38 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:32,970 wasn't supposed to be the one having the birds and the bees conversations, let 39 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:35,670 alone hearing how big the dicks you've seen are. Well. Okay? 40 00:02:36,430 --> 00:02:37,430 Like. 41 00:02:37,770 --> 00:02:38,970 Can I just try it? 42 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:40,290 Try what? 43 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:43,310 Like, can we have sex? 44 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:44,950 What? 45 00:02:45,230 --> 00:02:46,690 How is that appropriate? 46 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:55,110 Oh, fuck. Those are really nice. 47 00:02:55,390 --> 00:02:56,390 God, 48 00:02:57,550 --> 00:03:02,830 I cannot unsee certain things. You can't just... Come on. What? Come on, what? 49 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:05,630 It's like, what is? 50 00:03:07,530 --> 00:03:08,650 I won't tell my mom. 51 00:03:12,410 --> 00:03:13,490 She's not even home. 52 00:03:13,750 --> 00:03:14,750 No one's home. 53 00:03:16,110 --> 00:03:17,110 Look. 54 00:03:17,770 --> 00:03:20,730 You can't show me them. 55 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:22,850 They are pretty... 56 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:26,640 Fucking good, though, but you can't... No, forget I said that. Forget I said 57 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,740 that. Come on. 58 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:29,220 Like, 59 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,720 let's just have some fun today. 60 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:39,180 You're stressed out with work, and... I could really help with 61 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:40,180 that. 62 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,520 You gotta look. 63 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,120 You gotta put... No. 64 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:50,460 I really don't want to. 65 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,520 Oh, you really shouldn't. 66 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:59,210 Oh, yeah, you definitely... No, this is not 67 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:02,050 okay that I'm even seeing this. 68 00:04:05,970 --> 00:04:08,650 You're really going to pass up this 18 -year -old pussy? 69 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:15,130 I'm sure there's some reason I have to. 70 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:16,950 No, come on. 71 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,279 You fuck my mom, so it's not cheating. 72 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:23,780 Well, yeah, I fuck your mom, but that's because I married your mom. 73 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:26,480 There's 74 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:36,520 got 75 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,040 to be some reason this is wrong. 76 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:55,980 Okay, okay, okay, um Secret 77 00:04:55,980 --> 00:05:02,800 every yeah, I think it's like 78 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:07,220 like like yawn secret like the most super super 79 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:58,940 I've never seen a dick this big. 80 00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:57,810 I had 81 00:10:57,810 --> 00:11:05,670 no 82 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:06,670 idea. 83 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,280 cock inside of me. 84 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:34,260 tell your mother about this, but maybe like when you two are talking by 85 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,140 yourselves, you can at least like teach her a couple things. 86 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:48,760 Maybe we should go inside. 87 00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:36,090 Your mom, she's just terrible at that. 88 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,160 can I do that? 89 00:39:56,419 --> 00:39:57,419 Okay good.